Have they found the higgs?

[Euler]

Would be a nice present for the physicists

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16074411

[Euler]

A Higgs Boson walks into a church.

Priest says "Sorry, we don't allow your type in here."

Higgs responds........
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"But without me, how can you have mass?"

[Photon]

The Priest responds, “well, CERN’s tests have shown with 95% certainty that you don’t even exists”


To which the Higgs Boson responds “Well, this wouldn’t be the first conversation with a non-existent entity you’ve had today, would it?

[Euler]

Turns out they were looking in the wrong place all the time, it's running in the 12:20 at Ayr:-

http://www.gg.com/racing/view.php/2012/ ... 30931.html

http://www.gg.com/racing/horseform.php/ ... 49623.html

[Euler]

Looks like they have it confirmed: -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455