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Derek27
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ShaunWhite wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:54 am
Can't you just scoop it, bag it and bin it?
Not while I'm trading. :)

I can assure you that the stench of her number twos is enough to motivate me to get rid of it ASAP - especially as I'm not used to it. She used to go outside in my old place.
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ShaunWhite wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:54 am
No animal chooses to keep excrement (especially not their own! ), in their living quarters except cat owners. :?
If I had a visitor who needed to use my toilet I'd rather they were subjected to a bit of cat poo in the litter tray than one of my own in an unflushed toilet. :lol:

But don't forget, there is a sub-human lifeform, not necessarily cat owners, that use public toilets and believe it's the responsibility of the next unfortunate visitor to pull the chain and flush their excrement away. :evil:
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Derek27 wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:33 pm
But don't forget, there is a sub-human lifeform, not necessarily cat owners, that use public toilets and believe it's the responsibility of the next unfortunate visitor to pull the chain and flush their excrement away. :evil:
To my mind that is the most distasteful thing … don't they flush the loo at home? I just want to hold their head in the bowl when I flush their deposit away.
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firlandsfarm wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:38 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:33 pm
But don't forget, there is a sub-human lifeform, not necessarily cat owners, that use public toilets and believe it's the responsibility of the next unfortunate visitor to pull the chain and flush their excrement away. :evil:
To my mind that is the most distasteful thing … don't they flush the loo at home? I just want to hold their head in the bowl when I flush their deposit away.
Spare a thought for the poor guy who has to clean it. :lol:

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Derek27 wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 11:14 am
The cat went missing for almost 24 hours. Obviously relieved she got back safely but then she does a gigantic stinking number two in the litter tray!!

She's been out fuck knows where for a whole day and night, the entire county could have been her litter tray!
Think you've got problems, I've been lumbered with my mother's cat for a week while he gets over an operation to remove an infection from his neck and while he was under the vet neutered him as well... I dont know how such a small creature can shit like an elephant but but this one does!

And worse than that is the stink of a tomcats wee, evil stuff... it should be bottled and used instead of pepper spray!

The serious moral of the story though is to always neuter your cats... this poor little fella had some terrible injuries from getting into tear ups
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eightbo wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:43 pm
You may appreciate this chrome extension which lets you find them by typing ::<keyword> in text fields
Bugs me that emojis are so OTT. Instead of the normal range of emotions you end up suggesting you're a maniacal lunatic. " :lol: "
Where is 'reasonably ok' or 'slightly annoyed but not much'. Perhaps the answer is to use some of the 200,000 words we have in the language?

My next rant, straws: plastic or otherwise, and why any fully grown adult needs them. Grasp beverage, tip contents into mouth, job done.
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"suggesting you're a maniacal lunatic. " :lol: ""
Literally did make me laugh out loud.
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I'm getting pissed off with the number of emails I'm getting from Betfair reminding me about the cash race, encouraging me to get more points. What do they expect me to do? It's not as if I'm only trading an hour a day!

Then they give me a link to gambling therapy!!
greenmark
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Betfair > My Account > My Details > Marketing Preferences.
Switch 'em all off. Problem solved.
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Thanks greenmark, I forgot all about that. :)
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:05 pm
I'm getting pissed off with the number of emails I'm getting from Betfair reminding me about the cash race, encouraging me to get more points. What do they expect me to do? It's not as if I'm only trading an hour a day!

Then they give me a link to gambling therapy!!
Derek, use Auto Cash out to lock in a profit without lifting a finger.

That one has got to be my favorite daily email from Betfair.
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Betfair > My Account > My Details > Marketing Preferences.
Switch 'em all off. Problem solved.
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Better hurry folks
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Betfair > My Account > My Details > Marketing Preferences.
Switch 'em all off. Problem solved.
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Cat did a stinker in the litter tray, had to bear it for six minutes while I finish trading Woodbine. I think in future I'll add a gas mask to my trading setup. 💩
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