The question "Are the rumours true?" reminds me of my headmaster calling me into his office and saying "There are two things you did wrong today, what are they?".
Difficult and unfair question when almost everything I did was against the rules.
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LOL I think the second one was getting caught.
If it's something funny then I'd beg to differ on its relevance You should probably share that with the rest of the class.
Sorry if that was too harsh, but most people are sceptical about first time posters talking about various subscription services in their 2nd post, 90% of the time there's some random agenda behind it, it has happened way too many times on the forum before Mods had to remove links to random scams, hacks and affiliate stuff etc.
- firlandsfarm
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I've been searching the internet for a local cleaner as I'm struggling to find the time to keep on top of the housework. Every cleaner advertises her skills and experience of cleaning but not a single one publishes a photograph of herself!
- Kafkaesque
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My Spider-senses are tingling. All the way from Croatia to Denmark, I can feel Kai going, Oh come on man! I'm trying to be somewhat serious in this of all places.
There's so many meme's waiting on that one
How is a photo relevant for that job?
These will be provide photos I'm sure:
https://www.naturistcleaners.co.uk/
Is that... an actual thing? I've been living in the wrong flippin' country all me loife!Kafkaesque wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:26 amMy Spider-senses are tingling. All the way from Croatia to Denmark, I can feel Kai going, Oh come on man! I'm trying to be somewhat serious in this of all places.
There's so many meme's waiting on that one
How is a photo relevant for that job?
These will be provide photos I'm sure:
https://www.naturistcleaners.co.uk/
That's also the nastiest thing you've ever posted Kaf, but I like how they also offer a service with a clothed cleaner whilst you can be fully nude.
You already booked an appointment, didn't you? That's fine, just try not to make too big of a mess soon as they leave.
I can already see your next 2 rants :
"FFS don't they have any cleaners younger than 40, how hard is to employ some younger people in this flippin' crisis "
and
"FFS they showed up 2 hours later than they were supposed to!! How am I supposed to focus on trading now, every flippin' bet I place goes straight into red "
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In my defense, I got the notion that it's a thing from a (semi-)serious source in the form of QI.
Had a quick look around. Favourite bit is that an actual question in the FAQ is "Can I touch the cleaner?" I mean, how can you not just love it something silly, if that needs to be adressedKai wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:05 pmYou already booked an appointment, didn't you? That's fine, just try not to make too big of a mess soon as they leave.
I can already see your next 2 rants :
"FFS don't they have any cleaners younger than 40, how hard is to employ some younger people in this flippin' crisis "
and
"FFS they showed up 2 hours later than they were supposed to!! How am I supposed to focus on trading now, every flippin' bet I place goes straight into red "
I noticed that. I was looking for the question: Is it okay to watch the cleaner or do I have to get on with whatever I'm doing?Kafkaesque wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:41 pmHad a quick look around. Favourite bit is that an actual question in the FAQ is "Can I touch the cleaner?" I mean, how can you not just love it something silly, if that needs to be adressed
For a minimum price of £120 for a nude cleaner or £80 for a fully clothed cleaner, it wouldn't cost much more to hire an escort for an hour.
By the way, don't get naturists and naturalists confused, it's a very easy mistake to make.