RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

This one got smashed 4.5>2.9.

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[Jukebox]

Sadly it didn't even take £1 to cause that

[Crazyskier]

There is a big difference between;

Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse.

...and...

Helping your Uncle, jack off a horse.

Indeed

CS

[Dallas]

What *%&$!& traded this at 800?

Sole purpose is to ruin the graph.
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Just inverse them to Implied %

[Derek27]

Good idea!

[Derek27]

Cooked a roast pork joint, with roast potatoes, parsnips, carrots, Yorkshire pudding, mint sauce & gravy. And now I don't have time to eat it!!

I'll bite

What are you doing cooking that sort of thing in the middle of the night? I thought, I was the only one that weird

You don't have time to eat it, but find the time to post in this thread?

Actually post twice!

And a third time in the Aussie racing thread!

I'd venture that time isn't your issue, but your prioritizing of it You are allowed to close down this world wide web thing for a few hours, and dare I say miss a race or two

You remind me of my teenage daughter,,, she is on her phone and facebook every waking minute posting what shes eating,,, whats shes watching,,, where shes going,,, where shes been
not even 8am and you have posted nearly 20 times today already,,, how do you find the time to trade?,,

I only post what I'm eating if it's trading related, in this case, clashing with Randwick, which required a rant to get it out of my system.

8 am is the end of the day for me, but I sometimes trade just one meeting which leaves gaps between races to look at the forum.

[Derek27]

You remind me of my teenage daughter,,, she is on her phone and facebook every waking minute posting what shes eating,,, whats shes watching,,, where shes going,,, where shes been...

I hope you've seen the Dave Allen standup episode (in one of his later series) that was all about the telephone.

I've searched the internet for it and can't find the full episode - very funny show in the pre-internet age, about the telephone, it's consequences on modern life, and how teenagers use it.

Here's just a clip I found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaMRkiGsUkM

[Derek27]

My flipping neighbour, nice enough lad, but he's just bought a new musical instrument!!!

Not sure what it is as he's playing it over a backing track, but I'm now having to listen to the same flipping tune for hours on end!!!

[ijcooper67]

My flipping neighbour, nice enough lad, but he's just bought a new musical instrument!!!

Not sure what it is as he's playing it over a backing track, but I'm now having to listen to the same flipping tune for hours on end!!!

This comes to mind:
https://youtu.be/jc_BFM_wJMU

[ShaunWhite]

My flipping neighbour, nice enough lad, but he's just bought a new musical instrument!!!

Not sure what it is as he's playing it over a backing track, but I'm now having to listen to the same flipping tune for hours on end!!!

lol, reminds me of a flat I had once and a guy moved in next door who played the trumpet, after one session of him playing the same piece over and over again I tried to gently bring up the subject the next day by saying "You're starting to get good on that trumpet", the reply was "I should be, I've been playing it in an orchestra for 25 yrs"...... oops, it was a bloody racket though and just the 2nd trumpet part from a symphony does sound a bit random.

[Derek27]

Well that makes me feel a bit better, at least he doesn't have a horn or trumpet.

[Derek27]

Bastard!! This idiot should stop using Betfair and spend his day at an arcade with a 10 pence fruit machine.

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[Derek27]

Supermarket shuts at 4pm today, have to miss a few races just to do my daily shopping.

[spreadbetting]

Supermarket shuts at 4pm today, have to miss a few races just to do my daily shopping.

I'd have thought you'd be able to afford home delivery, the amount of hours you put in, Derek.

[PDC]

Supermarket shuts at 4pm today, have to miss a few races just to do my daily shopping.

I'd have thought you'd be able to afford home delivery, the amount of hours you put in, Derek.

Not if this is anything to go by

Just accepted a £1 win bet on betconnect @ 15.0. I'm now in a position to green-up for a £0.02 profit!!