Coronavirus - A pale horse,4 men and ....beer

[wearthefoxhat]

Wearthefoxhat,

I read recently that the guy who composed the hokey cokey died recently, but they had problems getting his body in the coffin. They put his left leg in . . .


Galilee66

..arms stretched... RARARA

[Derek27]

A Trump supporter says on Sky News that he's not an old man and still criticises Biden for wearing a face mask!! They really are beyond help.

[Derek27]

Trump weighs 17 stone 6 pounds! Didn't realise he was that big.

[Trader Pat]

Trump weighs 17 stone 6 pounds! Didn't realise he was that big.

According to Sky News he's on "Rosuvastatin to help prevent cardiovascular disease and Finasteride to treat an enlarged prostate."

Finasteride is also used to treat hair loss which is probably why he's really using it. He should probably ask for his money back whats on his head looks less like hair and more like dry rot!

[to75ne]

perhaps trumpy will drink/inject some bleach

[Derek27]

perhaps trumpy will drink/inject some bleach

He doesn't have access to bleach. His staff keep it out of reach in a locked cupboard.

[Derek27]

Sky have been banging on all afternoon about what a fat git Trump is.

[wearthefoxhat]

Sky have been banging on all afternoon about what a fat git Trump is.

A BMI of 30+ is considered "obese."

BMI.jpg

Can calculate your own...

https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/healthy-we ... alculator/

[Derek27]

Sky have been banging on all afternoon about what a fat git Trump is.

A BMI of 30+ is considered "obese."


BMI.jpg


Can calculate your own...

https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/healthy-we ... alculator/

That's only an approximation. It can wrongly flag bodybuilders as being obese or slim but very fit people as underweight.

By the way, the formula's your weight in kilos divided by the square of your height in metres. You don't need a special calculator.

[Derek27]

What worries me if Trump makes a speedy recovery is that he might claim he was right about the virus being no more potent then flu, resulting in thousands more spreading the virus and dying.

Let's hope it doesn't happen.

[superfrank]

Brendan O'Neil (editor of spiked):

There was a palpable glee from some Trump-bashers when Trump announced that he has contracted Covid-19. One luvvie said the news made him leap with joy. We’re back in the territory of ‘Comrade Covid’, where supposed radicals and progressives grimly hope that this novel virus will help to push politics in their preferred direction. From the Remoaners who said at the start of the Covid outbreak that we should put Brexit on hold to the Corbynistas who hope Covid will re-energise the argument for greater state involvement in everyday life, from greens who spy in the Covid crisis proof that humanity can live more meekly to the anti-Trump lobby hoping the virus will hobble Trump’s campaigning and his prospects for re-election, many people seem to see a random sickness as a better bet than the ballot box for achieving their political goals. This is the socialism of ghouls.

[wearthefoxhat]

Sky have been banging on all afternoon about what a fat git Trump is.

A BMI of 30+ is considered "obese."


BMI.jpg


Can calculate your own...

https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/healthy-we ... alculator/

That's only an approximation. It can wrongly flag bodybuilders as being obese or slim but very fit people as underweight.

By the way, the formula's your weight in kilos divided by the square of your height in metres. You don't need a special calculator.

Thought I'd run DT's stats for a BMI check.


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Results

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I've made some assumptions, not sure I'd put DT in the body builder camp..could be wrong though.

[Naffman]

Amazing the amount of people who are shit scared of covid still don't want to get fit/healthy.

[Derek27]

A BMI of 30+ is considered "obese."


BMI.jpg


Can calculate your own...

https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/healthy-we ... alculator/

That's only an approximation. It can wrongly flag bodybuilders as being obese or slim but very fit people as underweight.

By the way, the formula's your weight in kilos divided by the square of your height in metres. You don't need a special calculator.

Thought I'd run DT's stats for a BMI check.


Input


BMI.jpg



Results



BMIRes.jpg


I've made some assumptions, not sure I'd put DT in the body builder camp..could be wrong though.

He's 6' 3" and 17st 4lbs. Does trading football count as being active or do you have to actually play it?

I consider myself inactive at the moment but if brisk walking counts as activity I'd be in the active group.

[Derek27]

The six people who pulled down the Bristol statue have been fined £100 each and have to undertake a history quiz.