Lay the front runner

[Crazyskier]

Yes, I learnt "hola" and "gracias" before I went to Spain. Sadly, that was and still is the full extent of my vocabulary.

What do you call a Spaniard with no legs running across a field?

What?

Grassy Ass

[Derek27]

What do you call a Spaniard with no legs running across a field?

What?

Grassy Ass

Should have thought of that!

[David75]

Thats correct English not my first language and did thought was a betangel support.
I didnt mean to be rude but by peoples reactions better not to ask help.

Thank you

[MemphisFlash]

English may not be your first language but manners and common courtesy
are a universal language.

[Derek27]

English may not be your first language but manners and common courtesy
are a universal language.

Give him a break, he's got the message.

[firlandsfarm]

Yes, I learnt "hola" and "gracias" before I went to Spain. Sadly, that was and still is the full extent of my vocabulary.

What do you call a Spaniard with no legs running across a field?

How can they run if no legs?

[Tuco]

Thats correct English not my first language and did thought was a betangel support.
I didnt mean to be rude but by peoples reactions better not to ask help.

Thank you

If you simply ask politely and thank people for their help and assistance, you'll be amazed at what can be achieved in life!

[David75]

Achieved a lot in this world of trading / gambling.Get off your high horses .
I acknowledged I made a mistake ..
Your racists jokes ..your very quick attrack ..
Don't need your help or this forum or betangel.

Ciao

[firlandsfarm]

Your racists jokes ..

Can't see anything racist in what has been said … same would apply to anyone regardless of race but I appreciate it's fashionable to play the race card even when race is not an issue.

[David75]

Not using any card.You get offended from me not saying pretty please even though i acknowledge I made mistake you go on about it ...and as a Spaniard I didn't like that joke .

Now this stupid discussion had gone too long .
Good bye good luck to all

[Derek27]

Not using any card.You get offended from me not saying pretty please even though i acknowledge I made mistake you go on about it ...and as a Spaniard I didn't like that joke .

Now this stupid discussion had gone too long .
Good bye good luck to all

The joke was simply a pun with the word gracias, not anti-Spanish.

[ShaunWhite]

Not using any card.You get offended from me not saying pretty please even though i acknowledge I made mistake you go on about it ...and as a Spaniard I didn't like that joke .

Now this stupid discussion had gone too long .
Good bye good luck to all

The joke was simply a pun with the word gracias, not anti-Spanish.

That's true Derek but sadly the new global default assumption is that Brit's are ignorant and unwelcoming. So others will obviously tend to look for that and perhaps be defensive. You reap what you sow and when prejudice and assumptions are turned on us, some people can't understand why. Even light-hearted friendliness can be viewed with cynicism or as a passive-aggressive dig.

[David75]

a little please, or hi and introduce yourself might go a long way, instead of I WANT!!! DIPSHIT!!!

Hey Dipshit...May your every trade lose.
Go bankrupt already hopelessly price of shit .

[Derek27]

a little please, or hi and introduce yourself might go a long way, instead of I WANT!!! DIPSHIT!!!

Hey Dipshit...May your every trade lose.
Go bankrupt already hopelessly price of shit .

When I was a kid I used to wish death upon people I didn't like, but that is a bit childish now. Besides, you're now giving MF an excuse to post more PLs!

[jimibt]

a little please, or hi and introduce yourself might go a long way, instead of I WANT!!! DIPSHIT!!!

Hey Dipshit...May your every trade lose.
Go bankrupt already hopelessly price of shit .

When I was a kid I used to wish death upon people I didn't like, but that is a bit childish now. Besides, you're now giving MF an excuse to post more PLs!

oh dear (re OP) - it does feel a bit like we're all back in nursery and indulging ourselves in a bit of dummy spitting!!

right, where are my rubberized overpants!!