Where are all the jokes?
How does that amount to a political opinion? What opinion am I conveying?
My apologies. I get it now. Still a bit too politcal and cryptic for me. The joke is there but the revelation takes explanation, which kind of knackers it as a joke. Try that in a stand-up and the tumbleweeds would roll by.
Sadly I'm rubbish at remembering jokes so can't complain.
If a joke makes oneself laugh, it's still a joke.
How many of these jokes do you think have been written?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qklvh5Cp_Bs
A man dies and goes to hell. As he comes around, confused and dazed, he calls out, "What time is it?".
"Half past ten", said a big man standing over him, bright red eyes, twin horns in his head and a pitchfork in his right hand.
The dead man looks up and asks, "Are you Satan?".
"Absolutely positive", he replies.
"Half past ten", said a big man standing over him, bright red eyes, twin horns in his head and a pitchfork in his right hand.
The dead man looks up and asks, "Are you Satan?".
"Absolutely positive", he replies.
A man dies and goes to heaven. At the entrance, St. Peter shows him a map of heaven. He sees an area where the Jews live, next door to the Muslims, with whom they live peacefully as neighbours. Then he sees an area for the Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Anglicans, Baptists, Protestants, just about every religion you can think off.
Then he notices the Catholics are segregated on an island far away from the heaven mainland. He asks St. Peter, "Why are the Catholics separated and so far away?".
St. Peter replies, "They like to think they're the only ones here."
Then he notices the Catholics are segregated on an island far away from the heaven mainland. He asks St. Peter, "Why are the Catholics separated and so far away?".
St. Peter replies, "They like to think they're the only ones here."