Trader Pat wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 12:23 pm"Dad, how come my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem Alan"
Where are all the jokes?
A circus manager is auditioning for new acts. He sees the regular acrobats, fire breathers, jugglers etc. He's not impressed and he puts up a sign saying 'wanted new and unique acts'.
The next day a guy turns up, the manager says' what can you do?' The guy says 'I can sing tunes out of my backside'. Intriguged the managers says 'go ahead'. The guy pulls his trousers down sits on the wastepaper basket and does a big shit. The managers says 'what are you doing?' The guy said 'even Pavorotti had to clear his throat!'
The next day a guy turns up, the manager says' what can you do?' The guy says 'I can sing tunes out of my backside'. Intriguged the managers says 'go ahead'. The guy pulls his trousers down sits on the wastepaper basket and does a big shit. The managers says 'what are you doing?' The guy said 'even Pavorotti had to clear his throat!'
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LMAO !
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please... and one for the road."
Not someone to argue with. I've heard he's a total cyclepathTrader Pat wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 9:20 pmA man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please... and one for the road."
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sniffer66 wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 9:23 pmNot someone to argue with. I've heard he's a total cyclepathTrader Pat wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 9:20 pmA man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please... and one for the road."
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Someone just posted a comment on the BBC after Chelsea's win...
"Noel Gallagher where are you...??"
The best response was: -
"All the lights that lead him there are blinding"
"Noel Gallagher where are you...??"
The best response was: -
"All the lights that lead him there are blinding"