Elon Musk & Neuralink

[StellaBot]

No he is ok
He is Elongated Musk

to update

humans have helped his mobility
with realism
not elongated , musky, nonsense

[StellaBot]

Is there a relative called ELO N?

[Derek27]

Hello

My names TED

I was once little ted

Then I realised we are all the same

There should be a red button just above your bed. If you press it the nurse will come round and re-attach your drip.

By the way the guy in the bed opposite has just had his legs amputated, he wants to know if you'd like to buy his slippers.

[StellaBot]

JLFC

Not Your usual manager

FROM JCB

TO ANY LETTERS

PROVIDE THE LETTERS

WE PROVIDE

[StellaBot]

Astonishing results

ABC agreed with ABD
The start was significant

[StellaBot]

Regarding Neuralink

Can you do a prototype train in UK THAT WORKS FIRST?
What I mean
Before Euro

Crawl before you walk?

[StellaBot]

To be honest
I Didnt know ELO were oN something called Musk
If known
Mr Blue Sky,
should have called Ground control or Mr Bowie

[Derek27]

Gonna be a long night!

[ShaunWhite]

By the way the guy in the bed opposite has just had his legs amputated, he wants to know if you'd like to buy his slippers.

I've just remembered the original gag.....
Nurse: "I've got good news and bad news"
Patient: "Give me the bad news"
Nurse "We looked at the wrong notes and we've amputated your legs"
Patient: "Oh Jeez, and the good news?"
Nurse: "the guy in the bed opposite wants to buy your slippers."

Nothing kills a joke more than telling it twice but I'd been racking my brains about where i'd got it from.

[Kai]

Hard to believe StellaBot somehow passed the Turing Test.