Where are all the jokes?

[The Silk Run]

I wanted to view todays eclipse but I didn't have anything to make a pinhole camera with, so I used a colander.

I think I strained my eyes.

[paspuggie48]

going back a few years at work i said to a work mate have you seen Rita ,Sue & Bob Too ,
work mate replied no i havent even seen Rita Sue and Bob One

Tickled me that one !!

[Derek27]

It's now a criminal offence to assault a shopworker.

flipping hell, if I knew it wasn't before I'd would have had my hand on a few bums.

[Muzza181]

Hi Everyone,

Trying to message Dallas but for some reason it won’t let me I am after some help with servants and no matter what I do,watch videos and do the downloads they still seem to loose money I just don’t get it

[Derek27]

Thousands of hate crimes reported in Scotland since the change in law. Sounds like a few people have been called he instead of she.

[Euler]

Hi Everyone,

Trying to message Dallas but for some reason it won’t let me I am after some help with servants and no matter what I do,watch videos and do the downloads they still seem to loose money I just don’t get it

You realise you post this on the joke thread?

[Derek27]

Don't know if he's right, but Kevin Maguire said on the Sky News Press Preview that illegal immigrants that get sent to Rwanda who proceed to commit crime over there can be deported back to the UK.

3 years to send them over, 3 days to come back.

[Trader724]

Here is a bar graph of how much door I’ve painted

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[jimibt]

Here is a bar graph of how much door I’ve painted
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i see there's also a scatter graph at the bottom of the door

[Kai]

Here is a bar graph of how much door I’ve painted
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[Trader724]

Here is a bar graph of how much door I’ve painted
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i see there's also a scatter graph at the bottom of the door

That represents how much paint I wasted.

[The Silk Run]

Genius

[Derek27]

Liz Truss is publishing her memoirs for people who are interested in reading them.

[Trader724]

Hi Everyone,

Trying to message Dallas but for some reason it won’t let me I am after some help with servants and no matter what I do,watch videos and do the downloads they still seem to loose money I just don’t get it

You realise you post this on the joke thread?

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[Derek27]

An articulated lorry has crashed into the Texas Department of Public Safety!